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Sarah Akele. LA soul in Portland. My face tag is "bond girl" and my ask box is always open. Enjoy. :)

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Pink cheeks! My first Portland sunburn! Sunshine!!!!!!!!! :DDD

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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zoichikanoe:

I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks

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just-a-naked-woman:

107/365 

Today I cleaned and babysat and cuddled with rabbit and cleaned goodnight

teacupnosaucer:

sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

our neighbour is named hunter

once he locked his keys in the house and rather than calling (nearby) family for a spare, he punched a hole through the glass of his basement window and broke his arm

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aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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